BJs Sea Point :/

Regular beef burger and chips

Burger looks okay but lets you down on entry, with no talent in the mouth the burger resorts to some dirty tricks, like soya.

I'm not sure what strange material the chips are made of. Silicone? Foam? They'd not be amiss padding a pornstar's pants. It's like BJs go out of the way to use strange materials when there's a supplier of fresh produce around every corner.
You'd probably be prepared to eat it until you're married.

No name sign outside, maybe they're embarrassed about the activities going on inside.