BJs Sea Point :/

Regular beef burger and chips

Burger looks okay but lets you down on entry, with no talent in the mouth the burger resorts to some dirty tricks, like soya.

I'm not sure what strange material the chips are made of. Silicone? Foam? They'd not be amiss padding a pornstar's pants. It's like BJs go out of the way to use strange materials when there's a supplier of fresh produce around every corner.
You'd probably be prepared to eat it until you're married.

No name sign outside, maybe they're embarrassed about the activities going on inside.

Burger King :) :) :) :)

Whopper with all the fixins.

Nice bit of barbeque char, exceptionally well designed burger, easy to eat, huge, cheap! Delicious!

Mini cheese burgers are ruined by tartaric acid pickles though.

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Gibsons Waterfront :) :) :) :) :)

Classic Burger and Fries

Wonderful taste with a nice char from the flame grill. A huge hit!

Don't expect to get this in your mouth unless you're a member of the Rolling Stones or a sales exec.

Be sure to come on Mondays for the 2 for 1 special. You can even get 1 takeaway, music to any fatboy's ears. This extremely good value as a side of decent chips os include

Woody interior and jazz on the wireless.

Quality napkins to finger your riffs on.

KFC Waterfront :(

Breakfast Benedict
A cylinder of neutral stodge with ingredients only distinguishable by the colours. There's processed cheese and flour sauce in there to give it the benedict title.

Not even close to the tasty McD treat they are trying to emulate.

Fry's Original Burgers

Soya burger. Fry's other products are awesome. Their burgers are sick. I mean they literally taste like sick.

McDonalds Kloof Street :(

No complaints on the burger, good McD faire. Chips were old and dry.

But the hygeine in this shop is beyond ick. Dirty floors (as in greasy), pieces of food lying aroumd under the tables, dirty cardboard in the kitchens, open pots of used oil for things to gros in and one staff had the receipt IN HER MOUTH while she filled in something.

Dirty mop water splashed under your feet by the cleaner while you are eating.

Front sales was too distracted to notice customers.

Good burger ruined by bad management.

Burger Perfect, Sea Point, Adelphi Center, :):):)

Pretty good goto burger with excellent chips. Lots of flavour. Not amazing, not bad, just hits the spot.

Saul's, Sea Point,wc, :/

Saul's usually does their burgers so rare you can still hear the moo, (no doubt saving pennies on gas) so be sure to ask for extra burn to get a regular, which will cost you an extra ten minutes. Don't EVER order egg here unless you love salmonella. Onion rings are usually undercooked and battery. Not enough heat in the kitchen!

The grumpy shouty staff always have issues and this makes Saul's a spot to go to for the entertainment,  but what does it do for the flavour?

Piquant is a word, and this word is spread over the burger that is almost on the turn, but a haven for drunken uncles in the early hours as this is a 24 hour bug.

Be sure to get a cup of the world's worst coffee to wake you up after work.

2 customers, 6 staff, 30 minutes wait for a burger.